Malvernia Jarvis, an eminent resident, perhaps the preeminent resident, of the village of East Dudleystoke Hastings, Middlethorpe might, in the privacy of her own boudoir, confess to succumbing - ever so slightly, mind - to the temptation of vanity. "Still," she thought to herself (Was there any other way TO think but to oneself, she wondered?) one day last week while she was dressing for the monthly luncheon and business meeting of the Executive Steering Committee of the Charitable Works and Benevolent Society of the Villages of East Dudleystoke Hastings and Baghill Underwood (Combined), "standards must be upheld. As Madame President, I have an obligation, nay - a duty, to the other members of the Executive Steering Committee to set an example. " Her own mother, a formidable woman in her prime, had taught Malvernia about the importance of good posture, refined bearing, and understated elegance, and of the way a "just perfect" darling little handbag could set off an otherwise simple frock to great advantage. And, if the other members of the CW&BS, EDH/BU(C) were a little envious of her style and savoir faire, well, more the fools they, n'est-ce pas? |